Entertainment Jokes

The three Bears

It's a sunny morning in the big forest and the Bear family
is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his
small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is
empty! "Who's been eating my porridge!" he squeaks. Daddy
Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks
into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my
porridge?" he roars. Mommy Bear puts her head through the
serving hatch from the kitchen and screams, "For God's sake,
how many times do we have to go through this shit? I haven't
made the porridge yet!"