Entertainment Jokes

Symphony

The sympnoy is playing Betthoven's Ninth. During a long
break, the bass players decide to slip out to the local pub
and have a few drinks.

Suddenly one realizes they have been gone for a while and
says "We've got to get back."

Another says, "Relax, we've got plenty of time. I tied a
string in the conductor's score and he'll have a time getting
it squared away."

As they come back into the concert hall, a patron in the
audience notices the confusion by the conductor and says,
"Something seems wrong up there."

Her date says, "What do you expect? It's the bottom of the
Ninth, the score is tied and the bassists are loaded."