Entertainment Jokes

An Old Man's Woes

An sad, old man sitting was sitting on a park bench when
along came a police officer.

The officer asked the old man why he was so upset.

The old man replied, "Every morning I wake up with a
wonderful 20 year old blonde. She cooks great meals including
sausage, and bacon and everything I love. Then we make
passionate love in bed. Afterwards, she gives me a bath, with
handdrawn hot water, cooks me lunch and followed by more
passionate love. In the evening, we'll have top the day off
with a fantastic diner and yet more wonderful love.

The police officer gets a puzzled look on his face and asks,
"Well, what seems to be the problem?"

The old man replied with a sad look on his face, "I can't
remember where I live!"