Entertainment Jokes

Little Red Riding Hood

Little red riding hood was walking through the forest and
all of a sudden she came across the Big Bad wolf, hiding
behind a shrub.

"My what big ears you have!" she said.

The wolf looked at the girl dressed in red and ran off.

Further down the track, little red riding hood came across
the wolf again, this time hiding behind a tree stump.

"My what a big nose you have!" she said.

The wolf looked at little red riding hood and gave the girl
a bad look and ran off.

After walking for a few more minutes, little red riding hood
came across the Big Bad wolf yet again; this time behind a
tree.

"My big teeth you have!" exclaimed little red riding hood.

All of a sudden the Big Bad wolf jumped up and said: "Would
you bloody piss off! I'm trying to take a crap!"