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Top Ten Ways The Wizard of Oz Would Be Different If It Were Made Today

10. Grizzly scene in which Dorothy blasts flying monkeys
out of the sky with an uzi

9. "Katie bar the door! There's a giant asteroid headed
straight for Oz!"

8. Dorothy steps outside and says, "Like, this is so not
Kansas!"

7. Instead of "oil," tin man moans, "Viagra."

6. Kathie Lee Gifford plays Dorothy -- audience roots for
witch

5. It would be named "Twister II"

4. To prepare for his role as the Scarecrow, DeNiro would
actually have his brain removed

3. Lovable dog Toto replaced by lovable droid T.O.T.O.

2. "Lions and tigers and bears, oh fu**!"

1. New title -- "Wiz Got Game"



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