Entertainment Jokes

Fireman's Son

There was a son of a fireman that wanted to be much like his
father. Since he couldn't drive a fire truck, he used his
little red wagon, a rope, and his dog. The dog is actually a
male. So the kid had his dog pulling him down the road while
he was sitting in his wagon. And a neighbor asked the kid,
"Why don't you tie the rope around the dog's neck? You can
go a lot faster." And the kid replied, "If I tie the rope
around his neck, the siren want go off!