Entertainment Jokes

I've Gotcha . . . Now I'm Gonna Eat Ya!

A man walks in to a "haunted" hotel and asks for a room.

The man at the sign-in desk said, "There is only one room
left and people say it is haunted."

The man replies, "I don't care" and takes the room.

That night he heard this voice saying "I've gotcha... I've
gotcha... now I'm gonna eat ya!" When the man heard this, he
jumped out the window and was never seen again.

A few nights later another man came in, asked for a room and
the same thing happened again.

When a third man came in and asked for a room, he was told
that the room was haunted and that two men have already
jumped out the window.

The main replied that he was not afraid of ghosts and took
the room. That night he was lying in bed and heard someone
saying, "I've gotcha... I've gotcha... and now I'm gonna eat
ya!" The man looked all over the room and at the corner of
his eye he saw a cupboard. When he opened the door he saw a
boy sitting there, picking his nose, saying, "I've gotcha...
I've gotcha... and now I'm gonna eat ya!"