Entertainment Jokes

Lady Diana

Linda Mcartney reaches the gates of Heaven. God invites her
in and shows her round. "Very nice she says, but where's my
Halo ?" God replies "oh... you have to have been here a few
years before you graduate to Angel status" Linda says "but
what about her ?", pointing to Lady Diana "She's got a Halo"
God laughs "That's not a Halo, that's a steering wheel !"