Female Jokes

Men are Like . . .

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Floor Tiles, if you lay them right the
first time, you can
walk all over them for years

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Bank Accounts, without a lot of money,
they dont generate much interest

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Blenders, you need one, but you're not
quite sure why

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Chocolate Bars, sweet, smooth and they
usually head right for your hips.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Coffee, the best ones are rich, warm and
can keep you up
all night long.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Commercials, you cant believe a word they
say.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Computers, hard to figure out and never
have enough memory.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Coolers, load them with beer and you can
take them anywhere.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Copiers, you need them for reproduction,
but thats about
it.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Curling Irons, they're always hot and
they're always in your hair.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Cement, after getting laid they take
along time to get
hard.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Government Bonds, they take so long to
mature.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . High Heels, they're easy to walk on once
you get the hang of
it.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Horoscopes, they always tell you what to
do and are usually wrong.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Lava Lamps, fun to look at, but not all
that bright.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Mascara, they usually run at the first
sign of emotion.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Parking Spots, the good ones are already
taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely
small.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Popcorn, they satisfy you, but only for a
little while.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Place Mats, they only show up when
there's food on the
table.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Snow Storms, you never know when they're
coming, how many
inches youll get or how long they will last.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Used Cars, both are easy-to-get, cheap
and unreliable.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Bank Machines, once they withdraw they
lose interest.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Bananas, the older they get, the less
firm they are.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Newborn Babies, they're cute at first,
but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Crystal, some look real good, but you can
still see right
thru them.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Dry Cleaners, most work fast and leave no
ring.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Laxatives, they irritate the shit out of
you.