Female Jokes

Impress Me

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

1. Compliment her, 2. cuddle her, 3. kiss her, 4. caress
her, 5. love her, 6. stroke her, 7. tease her, 8. comfort
her, 9. protect her, 10. hug her, 11. hold her, 12. spend
money on her, 13. wine & dine her, 14. buy things for her,
15. listen to her, 16. care for her, 17. stand by her, 18.
support her, 19. go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: 1.Show up naked. a). Bring beer.