Female Jokes

Adam and Eve

ADAM AND EVE WERE IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN, AND EVE HAD NOT
BEEN THERE LONG AND ADAM WAS TRYING TO GET A GRASP ON THE
FEMALE THING, SO HE ASKED GOD IF THEY COULD TALK. GOD
REPLIED, SURE YOUR MY SON AND I LOVE YOU YOU CAN ASK ME
ANYTHING.SO ADAM ASKED, GOD YOU HAVE GIVEN ME THE BEAUTIFUL
FLOWERS AND THE SUNSET....BUT I LOOK AT EVE AND SHE IS SO
BEAUTIFUL IT TAKES MY BREATH AWAY.. WHY GOD, DID YOU MAKE HER
SO BEAUTIFUL? GOD REPLIED, MY SON THAT IS EASY, I MADE HER
THAT WAY SO YOU WOULD LOVE HER, ADAM REPLIED WELL, IT WORKED
BUT I HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION.. I TOUCH THE COOL WATER AND RUB
THE FURRY ANIMALS AND THE FEEL SO GOOD TO ME BUT I TOUCH EVE
AND IT IS SO WONDERFUL MY HEART ALMOST STOPS.. GOD, WHY DID
YOU MAKE HER THAT WAY? GOD REPLIED WELL ADAM THATS EASY I
MADE HER THAT WAY SO YOU'D LOVE HER.. WELL ADAM REPLIED, IT
WORKED, I DO, BUT GOD I HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION AND I DON'T
MEAN TO QUESTION YOUR WISDOM OR ANYTHING, BUT GOD SHE'S
STUPID, WHY DID YOU MAKE HER STUPID? GOD REPLIED MY SON THATS
EASY I MADE HER THAT WAY SO SHE WOULD LOVE YOU!!!