Female Jokes
Why a Diet Cola is Better than a Man
1. A diet cola is satisfying all the time.
2. You can dump a diet kola when you've had enough.
3. It generally lasts longer.
4. It's available in a variety of sizes.
5. You only need one.
6. Diet cola comes in a can,not in your mouth.
7. When you swallow a diet kola, you only get 1 calorie.
8. A diet cola doesn't dirty your sheets or dishes.
9. A diet cola will silently and patiently wait for you.
10. You can ignore a diet kola for days and it will still be
there when you want it.
11. A diet cola respects you as much at night as it does in
the morning.
12. When you swallow a diet cola, it doesn't leave an
aftertaste in your mouth.
13. People don't talk if you have had 3 or 4 of them.
14. No privacy is needed to enjoy one.
15. Even if you spill one in bed, it won't make you sleep in
a wet spot.
16. You can have a headache and enjoy it.
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