Female Jokes

The Princess and the Frog

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful,
independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as
she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an
unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess lap and said: "Elegant
Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast
a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn
back into the dapper, young prince that I am, and then, my
sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with
my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes,
bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing
so."

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of
lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and
shallot cream sauce.