Gender Jokes

The Male Stages of Life

Age - Favorite Drink

17 Beer
25 Beer
35 Vodka
48 Double Vodka
66 Maalox

Age - Best Seduction Line

17 My parents are away for the weekend.
25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.
48 My wife is away for the weekend.
66 My second wife is dead.

Age - Favorite Sport

17 Sex
25 Sex
35 Sex
48 Sex
66 Napping

Age - Definition of a Successful Date

17 Tongue
25 Breakfast
35 She didn't set back my therapy.
48 I didn't have to meet her kids.
66 Got home alive.

Age - Favorite Fantasy

17 Getting to third
25 Airplane Sex
35 Menage a Trois
48 Taking the Company Public
66 Swiss Maid / Nazi Love Slave

Age - House Pet

17 Roaches
25 Stoned-out College Roommate
35 Irish Setter
48 Children from his first marriage
66 Barbie

Age - What's the Ideal Age to Get Married?

17 25
25 35
35 48
48 66
66 17

Age - Ideal Date

17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
25 Split the check before we go back to my place.
35 Just come over.
48 Just come over and cook.
66 Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.