Gender Jokes
Sam was trying to show his wife that women talk much more
than men. To prove his point he showed her a scholarly study
that showed men, on average, use about l500 words per day as
opposed to women, who use at least 3,000.
Gussie, his wife, pondered this for a little while and then
thought of an
answer. "Women", she said, "must use twice as many words as
men, because they have to repeat every thing they say."