Gender Jokes

Top 10 Politically Correct Statements About Men

10) He does not have a beer gut; he has developed a
LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

9) He is not quiet; he is a
CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST.

8) He does not get lost all the time; he
DISCOVERS ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

7) He is not balding; he is in
FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

6) He does not get falling-down drunk; he becomes
ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

5) He is not short; he is
ANATOMICALLY COMPACT.

4) He does not constantly talk about cars; he has a
VEHICULAR ADDICTION.

3) He does not eat like a pig; he suffers from
REVERSE BULIMIA.

2) He is not a bad dancer with no rhythm; he is
OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

1) He is not afraid of commitment; he is
MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.