Gender Jokes

Don't Assume . . .

It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of
a busy intersection.

Traffic quickly piled up in all directions while a woman
rushed to help him. When she knelt down to loosen his
collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside, and
said, "It's all right honey, I've had a course in first
aid."

The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man's
pulse and prepared to administer artificial respiration. At
this point she tapped him on the shoulder and said, "When you
get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm already here."