Gender Jokes

Women's Ears

A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon
could offer him a solution.

He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The
new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "yes, I
can put you right."

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to
his hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his
surgeon, and yells, "You swine, you gave me a woman's ears."


"Well, an ear is an ear, what's wrong? Can't you hear?"

"You're wrong, I hear everything, but I don't understand a
thing!"