Insults Jokes

"Gray Hair"

A glimpse into our future...

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"Gray Hair"

A senior
citizen decided to visit the social security office to sign
up for his benefits. Upon his arrival the clerk asked for
proof of his age. When he reached for his wallet the
embarrassed man realized he had left it home. After
explaining his problem to the clerk, she replied, "Don't
worry, just open your shirt, and if your chest hair is gray
you will qualify." The senior citizen opened up his shirt
and

was soon signed up for his benefits.

Upon arriving
home, he related the story to his wife. She looked at him,
smiled and said, "Too bad you didn't drop your pants. You
would have qualified for disability too!"