Insults Jokes

"The 50th Anniversary"

"The 50th Anniversary"

An elderly couple decide to
celebrate their fiftieth anniversary by reliving their
honeymoon. They get a reservation for the honeymoon suite in
the same hotel at the same resort. After waking the next
morning to a room service breakfast they begin eating in the
nude.

The wife says "Oh Harold! This is just like fifty
years ago! My breasts feel all warm and tingly!"

To which
he replies "Well, they ought to, Gladys... One is a hanging
in your oatmeal, and the other is in your coffee!"