Insults Jokes

Wife is Leaving for Vegas

A wife comes home and says to her husband, "I am moving to
Las Vegas - I hear you can get $400 for sex". The husband
runs to the bedroom, starts packing his bags and says "I'm
coming along to see this!"

"Why?" asks the wife, "Why would you come to Las Vegas with
me?"

Husband replies, "Because I've gotta see you live on $800 a
year!"