Lawyer Jokes

virgin

A woman & her best friend are shopping for a wedding
gown. Surprised at her choice, the friend exclaims, "you
can't be serious, how can you wear white?" The woman asks why
not? "Well", said the friend, "this is your FOURTH wedding
and you're not a virgin!" "Oh, but I am" replied the woman.
"How can that be? "My 1st husband was a Gynecologist, and all
he wanted to do was look at it. My 2nd husband was a
psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. My
3rd husband was a contractor & never showed up. But don't
worry. This time I'm marrying a lawyer & I know I'll get
screwed!"