Lawyer Jokes

4 Surgeons

4 surgeons were in the doctors lounge talking.

The first one said," I like operating on librarians because
when you open them up, their parts are alphebetized." The
second one said," I prefer working on Accountants because you
open them up, and everything is numbered." The third
Surgeon said," I really like operating on mechanics because
they understand if you have parts left over."

The Fourth said," I like working on Lawyers." everone else
asked why?.

He said, " You open them up, and you find they are
spineless, gutless, and their head and ass are
interchangable!"