Lawyer Jokes

Lawyers v. The Bear

Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a
vicious-looking bear.

The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled
out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.

The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy!
You'll never be able to outrun that bear!"

"I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have
to outrun you."