Lawyer Jokes

The Devil Visits an Attorney

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when
the Devil appeared.

The Devil told the lawyer, "I have a proposition for you.
You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life.
Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in
awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money.
All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, and
the souls of your children."

The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked, "So,
what's the catch?"