Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer in a Plane Crash

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot
instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their
seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants
if everyone was
buckled in and ready.

"All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except one
lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards."