Blonde Jokes

Magic Mirror

Once upon a time there was a magic mirror that could tell
when you were lying. If you were, ZAP! it would suck you
in and you were gone forever.

One day, an old lady, a brunette, and a blonde happened by
the mirror. The old lady looked in it and said, "I think I'm
the most beautiful woman in the world." ZAP! The mirror
sucked her in and she was gone.

The brunette looked in and said, "I think I'm the most
beautiful woman in the world." ZAP! The mirror sucked her in
and she, too, disappeared.

The blonde looked in and said, "I think. . ."

ZAP!