Male Jokes

Revenge

There were two high school sweethearts who went out together
for four years in high school and were both virgins and
enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th
grade.  When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the
same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the
east coast, and the guy went to the west coast.

They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime
they could together.  As time went on, the guy would call the
girl but she was never home and when he wrote, she would take
weeks to return any letters.  Even when he e-mailed her, she
took days to return his messages.  Finally, she confessed to
him that she wanted to date around.   He didn't take this
very well and increased his calls and letters and e-mails
trying to win back her love.  Because she became annoyed, and
now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her
back.   So what she did was this:

She took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new
boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend
with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me
alone."  Well needless to say, this guy was heartbroken, but
even more so, he was pissed.  So what he did next was
awesome:

He wrote on the back of the photo the following: "Dear Mom
and Dad, having a great time at college, please send  more
money!" and then mailed the picture to her parents.