Male Jokes

Open the safe!!!

A masked man walks into a sperm bank, points a gun at the
woman behind the counter and shouts, "Open the safe!"

"But this is not a real bank" the woman replies "it's a
sperm bank."

"Open the safe or I'll shoot!" the man shouts.

The woman, now terrified, opens the safe.

"Now take one of the bottles and drink it", he says. "But
sir, these are sperm samples!" the woman replies.

"Just drink it or I'll shoot!"

The woman opens the bottle and drinks the lot.

"Now take another bottle and drink it"

"But sir, I just drank one"

"Drink another one or I will shoot you"

The woman has no alternative and drinks a second bottle.
When she has emptied it the man now takes off his mask and
the woman is surprised to see the robber is her husband.

"Now you see, honey", he says, "it isn't so difficult now
is it!"