Male Jokes

un-interested husband

A woman complains to her friend that her husband is losing
interest in sex, and he prefers nights out with the guys to
the joys of copulation. Her friend tells her that to win his
love, she must make more effort. She advises her to cook her
man a slap up meal and then send him out drinking with his
friends. When he returns, she must be dressed in her
naughtiest lingerie and look her most beautiful. The
following evening, she does exactly as instructed and is
dressed to kill by the time her man returns. When he sees her
lying on the bed in all her gear, he tells her to stand up
and take it all off. He then tells her to do a hand stand
against the bedroom mirror and open her legs. This excites
the woman immensely as her hubby has never been this erotic
before. She does as instructed, and then he puts his face
between her legs, faces the mirror and says, "No, no....maybe
the guys are right. A beard wouldn't suit me"