Male Jokes

Funeral Procession

Walsh is standing on the sidewalk when he sees a funeral
procession coming down the street. There's a hearse, then a
huge German shepherd, then about a hundred men in single file
walking behind. Walsh asks the guy in front, Who died?" The
guy says, "My ex-wife." Walsh says, "How?" The guy points and
says, "That dog... my dog.. ate her." Walsh says, "Hey, I'd
sure like to borrow your dog someday." They guy says, "Get in
line."