Obesity during pregnancy raises stillbirth risk

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• princewilly@ymail.com 12 years ago

  Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch, when one of them says, “I know that I’m going to have a boy.”
  
  The other two women think about that for a moment, and then one of them says, “OK, how do you k ...
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  Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch, when one of them says, “I know that I’m going to have a boy.”
  
  The other two women think about that for a moment, and then one of them says, “OK, how do you know you’re going to have a boy?”
  
  “Well, when the child was conceived,” says the first women, “I was on top. So I’m going to have a boy.”
  
  They sit and eat for a few minutes more, and then the second woman says, “Well, I’m going to have a girl.”
  
  “OK,” says the first one, “how do you know you’re going to have a girl?”
  
  “Well, when my child was conceived, I was on the bottom. So I’m going to have a girl.”
  
  They sit and eat for a few minutes more, the third woman obviously getting more and more distressed, until finally she breaks down into horrible sobbing.
  
  “What’s wrong?” the first two women ask with concern.“I’m going to have a puppy!”

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• princewilly@ymail.com 12 years ago

  Q. Should I have a baby after 35?
  A. No, 35 children is enough.
  
  Q. When will my baby move?
  A. With any luck, right after he finishes high school.
  
  Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
  A. I ...
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  Q. Should I have a baby after 35?
  A. No, 35 children is enough.
  
  Q. When will my baby move?
  A. With any luck, right after he finishes high school.
  
  Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
  A. If it's the flu, you'll get better.
  
  Q. Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear-end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
  A. Yes, your bladder.
  
  Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?
  A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
  
  Q. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
  A. Childbirth.
  
  Q. The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
  A. 'Cause you're fatter than they are.
  
  Q. My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
  A. So what's your question?
  
  Q. What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model?
  A. Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.
  
  Q. How long is the average woman in labor?
  A. Whatever she says, divided by two.
  
  Q. My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
  A. Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current

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