To celebrate their 7th anniversary, a man and his wife spend the weekend at an exclusive golf resort. He is a pretty good golfer, but she only just started. When they head down to the golf course after a lavish lunch and a bo ... read full comment
To celebrate their 7th anniversary, a man and his wife spend the weekend at an exclusive golf resort. He is a pretty good golfer, but she only just started. When they head down to the golf course after a lavish lunch and a bottle of champagne, they notice a beautiful mansion a couple of hundred yards behind the first hole.
"Let's be extra careful, honey," the husband says, "If we damage that house over there, it'll cost us a fortune."
The wife nods, tees off and - bang! - sends the ball right through the window of the mansion.
"Jesus Christ," the husband says. "I told you to watch out for that house. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see what the damage is."
They walk up to the house and knock on the door.
"Come on in," a voice in the house says.
The couple open the door and enter the foyer. The living room is a mess. There are pieces of glass all over the floor and a broken bottle near the window. A man sits on the couch.
When the couple enter the room, he gets up and says, "Are you the guys who just broke my window?"
"Um, yeah," the husband replies, "sorry about that."
"Not at all, it's me who has to thank you. I'm a genie and was trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. You've just released me. To show my gratitude, I'm allowed to grant each of you a wish. But - I'll require one favor in return."
"Really? That's great!" the husband says. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem - that's the least I can do. And you, what do you want?" the genie asks, looking at the wife.
"I want a house in every country of the world," the wife says.
The genie smiles. "Consider it done."
"And what's this favor we must grant in return, genie?" the husband asks.
"Well, since I've been trapped in that stupid bottle for the last thousand years, I haven't had sex with a woman for a very long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband scratches his head, looks at the wife and says, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all these houses, honey. So I guess I'm fine if it's alright with you."
The genie and the wife disappear in a room upstairs and make love for an hour, while the husband stays in the living room.
When they are done, the genie rolls over, looks at the wife and asks, "How old exactly is your husband?"
"31," she replies.
"And he still believes in genies? That's amazing!"
THE PATRIOT 6 years ago
Without any basis whatever, the Agric minister just came up with the figure of GHC16m to fight the army worm invasion. After the money was provided he turned round to claim that GHC8m would be for sensitisation. To sensitise ... read full comment
Without any basis whatever, the Agric minister just came up with the figure of GHC16m to fight the army worm invasion. After the money was provided he turned round to claim that GHC8m would be for sensitisation. To sensitise what? To sensitise the farmers that the army worms are devastating their crops?
As for the remaining GHC8m the minister gave sole-sourced contracts to his company and some cronies who brought in fake drugs which cant even kill an ant!
The next scam now is a claim by a thieving minister that it will require US$150m to fight galamsey!!!!
As the days go by the next scam will be US$1 billion.
Change has come oooohhh!!!!!!!!!
SOCRATES 6 years ago
GOD BLESS YOU PATRIOT. WITH INTELLIGENT ANALYSTS LIKE YOU AROUND, THERE IS STILL HOPE FOR GHANA OUR MOTHERLAND!!!
GOD BLESS YOU PATRIOT. WITH INTELLIGENT ANALYSTS LIKE YOU AROUND, THERE IS STILL HOPE FOR GHANA OUR MOTHERLAND!!!
Waraman 6 years ago
Mr Patriot,are you the auditor general? You seem to filled with envy and jealousy. Let the Auditor General do his work first.
Mr Patriot,are you the auditor general? You seem to filled with envy and jealousy. Let the Auditor General do his work first.
AGROR B3 SOR 6 years ago
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Kafui 6 years ago
So can't we start jailing them before the Special something something start his/her work. Why can't that lazy AG sit up her ass and start prosecuting Kofi Adams, Ayariga Mahama....
So can't we start jailing them before the Special something something start his/her work. Why can't that lazy AG sit up her ass and start prosecuting Kofi Adams, Ayariga Mahama....
Prekese 6 years ago
You go talk true Franklin
You go talk true Franklin
kkk 6 years ago
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JOHN 6 years ago
WE THE CONCERNED CITIZENS OF THIS COUNTRY WILL FIGHT WITH OUR LAST DROP OF OUR BLOOD TO DEFEND OUR DEMOCRACY. DEMOCRACY IN GHANA WILL END THE VERY DAY THE EC WILL BE SACKED BY NPP. ITS THEIR LONG PLANNED AGENDA AND WILL BE ME ... read full comment
WE THE CONCERNED CITIZENS OF THIS COUNTRY WILL FIGHT WITH OUR LAST DROP OF OUR BLOOD TO DEFEND OUR DEMOCRACY. DEMOCRACY IN GHANA WILL END THE VERY DAY THE EC WILL BE SACKED BY NPP. ITS THEIR LONG PLANNED AGENDA AND WILL BE MET WITH FORCE. BE WARNED AND DONT TAKE THIS AS A JOKE
GHANA FORAY 6 years ago
The most corrupt and useless political party in Ghana is the NPP.
The most corrupt and useless political party in Ghana is the NPP.
SOCRATES 6 years ago
THE MENTALITY OF NDC/NPP LEADERS IS COMPLETELY BONKERS & PATHOLOGICALLY 419. HOW CAN A SERVANT CHALLENGE HIS MASTER/EMPLOYER EFFECTIVELY? HOW CAN THE ATTORNEY GENERAL CHALLENGE A CORRUPT PRESIDENT WHO EMPLOYED
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THE MENTALITY OF NDC/NPP LEADERS IS COMPLETELY BONKERS & PATHOLOGICALLY 419. HOW CAN A SERVANT CHALLENGE HIS MASTER/EMPLOYER EFFECTIVELY? HOW CAN THE ATTORNEY GENERAL CHALLENGE A CORRUPT PRESIDENT WHO EMPLOYED
HIM OR HER? NPP IS SPENDING > $120 MILLION TO FIGHT GALAMSEY BUT CAN'T FIND $30 MILLION TO AMEND THE RETROGRESSIVE PARTS OF OUR CONSTITUTION COBBLED TOGETHER BY P/NDC IMBECILES! IF NDC/NPP ARE CORRUPT & INCOMPETENT, THEN ASSHOLE GULLIBLE GHANAIANS ARE DEAD GOATS!!!
Nobleman 6 years ago
What kind of creature are you? Do you use your head at all?
What kind of creature are you? Do you use your head at all?
Nyehu 6 years ago
Somebody has to get appointed first, before the office can be effective.
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Somebody has to get appointed first, before the office can be effective.
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21st century boy.. 6 years ago
Hate and antagonism is what the African politicians know they never know anything about justice and righteousness. God will punished all of them that exploited the poor nation be it NDC or NPP or any other person.
Hate and antagonism is what the African politicians know they never know anything about justice and righteousness. God will punished all of them that exploited the poor nation be it NDC or NPP or any other person.
and he said what? 6 years ago
Rawlings, Kufuor, and Mahama. What do these guys all have in common? They're all chefs certified by Master Chef Franklin Cudjoe.
Rawlings, Kufuor, and Mahama. What do these guys all have in common? They're all chefs certified by Master Chef Franklin Cudjoe.
To celebrate their 7th anniversary, a man and his wife spend the weekend at an exclusive golf resort. He is a pretty good golfer, but she only just started. When they head down to the golf course after a lavish lunch and a bo ...
read full comment
Without any basis whatever, the Agric minister just came up with the figure of GHC16m to fight the army worm invasion. After the money was provided he turned round to claim that GHC8m would be for sensitisation. To sensitise ...
read full comment
GOD BLESS YOU PATRIOT. WITH INTELLIGENT ANALYSTS LIKE YOU AROUND, THERE IS STILL HOPE FOR GHANA OUR MOTHERLAND!!!
Mr Patriot,are you the auditor general? You seem to filled with envy and jealousy. Let the Auditor General do his work first.
Is Nana Kweku Addo 1 aware of this?
INCREASE YOUR LIBIDO WHILES ENHANCING YOUR SEXUAL PERFORMANCE WITH MORE ENERGY AND STAMINA. USE VITAL 5 WITH MULTI MACA ( save your marriage ).
You can call /whatsapp me on 0572174551
1. USE VITAL 5 WITH MULTI MACA have a ...
read full comment
So can't we start jailing them before the Special something something start his/her work. Why can't that lazy AG sit up her ass and start prosecuting Kofi Adams, Ayariga Mahama....
You go talk true Franklin
bogus and lazy institution. who doesn't know that?!
Good news for those who are ready for help I'm a spiritual man of god's who helps people to find life easier to people,Protection and more blessings, Am sure and I promise everyone who needs my help will never regret in their ...
read full comment
WE THE CONCERNED CITIZENS OF THIS COUNTRY WILL FIGHT WITH OUR LAST DROP OF OUR BLOOD TO DEFEND OUR DEMOCRACY. DEMOCRACY IN GHANA WILL END THE VERY DAY THE EC WILL BE SACKED BY NPP. ITS THEIR LONG PLANNED AGENDA AND WILL BE ME ...
read full comment
The most corrupt and useless political party in Ghana is the NPP.
THE MENTALITY OF NDC/NPP LEADERS IS COMPLETELY BONKERS & PATHOLOGICALLY 419. HOW CAN A SERVANT CHALLENGE HIS MASTER/EMPLOYER EFFECTIVELY? HOW CAN THE ATTORNEY GENERAL CHALLENGE A CORRUPT PRESIDENT WHO EMPLOYED
HIM OR HER? N ...
read full comment
What kind of creature are you? Do you use your head at all?
Somebody has to get appointed first, before the office can be effective.
This is not your "fast-food joint enchilada"!
Hate and antagonism is what the African politicians know they never know anything about justice and righteousness. God will punished all of them that exploited the poor nation be it NDC or NPP or any other person.
Rawlings, Kufuor, and Mahama. What do these guys all have in common? They're all chefs certified by Master Chef Franklin Cudjoe.