Did you hear about the man who was looking for a job? He noticed there was an opening at the local zoo. Upon inquiry, he discovered the zoo had a very unusual position that they wanted to fill. Apparently their gorilla had di ... read full comment
Did you hear about the man who was looking for a job? He noticed there was an opening at the local zoo. Upon inquiry, he discovered the zoo had a very unusual position that they wanted to fill. Apparently their gorilla had died, and until they could get a new one, they needed someone to dress up in a gorilla suit and act like a gorilla for a few days.
He was to just sit, eat, and sleep. Of course, his identity would be kept a secret, and no one would be the wiser, thanks to a very fine gorilla suit. The zoo offered good pay for this job, so the man decided to do it. He tried on the suit and sure enough, he looked just like a gorilla.
They led him to the cage; he took a position at the back of the cage and pretended to sleep. But after a while, he got tired of sitting so he walked around a little bit, jumped up and down and tried a few gorilla noises. The people watching him seemed to really like that. When he would move or jump around, they would clap and cheer and throw him peanuts. And the man loved peanuts. So he jumped around some more and tried climbing a tree.
That seemed to really get the crowd excited. They threw more peanuts. Playing to the crowd, he grabbed a vine and swung from one side of the cage to the other. The people loved it and threw more peanuts.
"Wow! This is great," he thought. He swung higher and the crowd grew bigger. He continued to swing on the vine, getting higher and higher and then all of a sudden, the vine broke! He swung up and out of the cage, landing in the lion's cage that was next door.
He panicked. There was a huge lion not twenty feet away, and it looked very hungry. So the man in the gorilla suit started jumping up and down, screaming and yelling, "Help, help! Get me out of here! I'm not really a gorilla! I'm a man in a gorilla suit! HELP!"
The lion quickly pounced on the man, held him down and said, "Will you be quiet! You're going to get both of us fired!"
don`t care !!! Hmmmmm! 10 years ago
Hmmmmm!Ade Coker!you need help...don`t sound as if you have already bury urself be4 you die!...
if your hand writing(good/hard works)is good it will speak 4 itself....go on & hammer home{to make certain that something is u ... read full comment
Hmmmmm!Ade Coker!you need help...don`t sound as if you have already bury urself be4 you die!...
if your hand writing(good/hard works)is good it will speak 4 itself....go on & hammer home{to make certain that something is understood by expressing it clearly and forcefully} your achievement....
and if you know"darkness not dey chop shit"[translate in Gà]in other words having skeleton in ur closet;then you have yourself to blame 4 rejecting INTEGRITY in ur line of duty...
Close Observer 10 years ago
People of GHANA, do not support POLITICAL PARTIES like you would support HEARTS or KOTOKO. Political parties are a GROUP OF PEOPLE who claimed they can MANAGE AFFAIRS of our COUNTRY for us. They do that FOR A LIVING, and we P ... read full comment
People of GHANA, do not support POLITICAL PARTIES like you would support HEARTS or KOTOKO. Political parties are a GROUP OF PEOPLE who claimed they can MANAGE AFFAIRS of our COUNTRY for us. They do that FOR A LIVING, and we PAY THEM for what they do. You must therefore use your HEAD not your EMOTION to ASSESS THEIR PERFORMANCE. That is the ONLY WAY you can give them A FAIR ASSESSMENT. When they do a GOOD JOB you RETAIN them, when they don't, you KICK THEM OUT. If they COMMIT any CRIME whiles in OFFICE, you PROSECUTE THEM to serve as DETERRENT for others. This is the only way our country can move forward. Remember also that MEMBERS of PARLIAMENT are accountable to you, the people who put them there. MONITOR what they are doing and question them on it when they come back to you for RE-ELECTION. YOU HAVE THE POWER, not them. For those who PROPAGATE TRIBAL DISCRIMINATION, don't vote for them; and tell them in the face that you don't want GHANA DIVIDED. God bless every Ghanaian. Long Live Ghana.
Yaw Donkor 10 years ago
I am relieved of my troubles.
I am relieved of my troubles.
AKONFEM MAHAMA 10 years ago
TWEAAAAAAA GHANIANS HAVE NO HOPE FROM NDC CRIMINALS,CORRUPT,COLLAPSING,SINKING GHANA,GHANA IS RICH BUT POEPLE ARE POOR,ONLY MAHAMA AND HIS WIFE,BROTHERS,MOST NDC,ANITA,ASIEDU NKATI3,ALL THIS USELESS PEOPÖE ARE RICH,SO WE HA ... read full comment
TWEAAAAAAA GHANIANS HAVE NO HOPE FROM NDC CRIMINALS,CORRUPT,COLLAPSING,SINKING GHANA,GHANA IS RICH BUT POEPLE ARE POOR,ONLY MAHAMA AND HIS WIFE,BROTHERS,MOST NDC,ANITA,ASIEDU NKATI3,ALL THIS USELESS PEOPÖE ARE RICH,SO WE HAVE NO HOPE,FUTURE IN INCOMPETENT,EVILS THIEVES IN NDC,PERIOD
Chelsea Rolland 10 years ago
Ur party had fail ghana criminals.
Ur party had fail ghana criminals.
BRANDY 10 years ago
85 million GHC LOAN FOR 214 sixclassroom blocks means that 85000000 divided by 214 sixclassroom blocks equals 397,196.00 GHC PER CLASSROOM BLOCK.....eeeeiiibeiii so it is true that ndc is building a classroom block at a cost ... read full comment
85 million GHC LOAN FOR 214 sixclassroom blocks means that 85000000 divided by 214 sixclassroom blocks equals 397,196.00 GHC PER CLASSROOM BLOCK.....eeeeiiibeiii so it is true that ndc is building a classroom block at a cost of almost 400,000.00 WHEREAS KUFFUOUR AND NPP WERE BUILDING THE SAME STRUCTURE AT 80,000.00 GHC?........NO WONDER GHANA HAS BEEN IMPOVERISHED BY THIS NDC GOVT SINCE IT CAME TO POWER......AND THEY PUT THE BLAME ON SINGLE SPINE...THIEVES IN POWER INDEED.
NDC SUPPORTER 10 years ago
A stupid Nigeria man shut up! You will surely go. We don´t want to a thief and a disrespect fooooool idiot. We shall kick you out very soon. Where is the money that they have stolen? Manly Spain all the way. Stupid man.
A stupid Nigeria man shut up! You will surely go. We don´t want to a thief and a disrespect fooooool idiot. We shall kick you out very soon. Where is the money that they have stolen? Manly Spain all the way. Stupid man.
k. amponsah 10 years ago
This Ade Coker is he a Ghanaian or a Nigerian? Somebody help me.
This Ade Coker is he a Ghanaian or a Nigerian? Somebody help me.
Sule 10 years ago
TWEA KAI
TWEA KAI
Ras BO-London 10 years ago
The party that think of Nkrumah and Ghana.
The Party that shows equality and no discrimination.
The party for all Ghanaians is made up Ewes, Gas,Fantis,brons,ahantas,nzemas,hausas,Gonjas,Dagombas,ashantis and everyone.
The party that think of Nkrumah and Ghana.
The Party that shows equality and no discrimination.
The party for all Ghanaians is made up Ewes, Gas,Fantis,brons,ahantas,nzemas,hausas,Gonjas,Dagombas,ashantis and everyone.
solar 10 years ago
nice, Adde u be more
nice, Adde u be more
sly 10 years ago
ndc party is nothing killers
ndc party is nothing killers
Ni-Akompi Ofadi Nsuro 10 years ago
I am a Ga from Abola (Mantse Mei Anaa). My name is Nikoi Kotey (the Grand Son of Nii Afutu Shika Tse. I will stand against Coker as an independent Ga for Ga-Mashie. Ga-Mashie do not need a Party Political Person but someone w ... read full comment
I am a Ga from Abola (Mantse Mei Anaa). My name is Nikoi Kotey (the Grand Son of Nii Afutu Shika Tse. I will stand against Coker as an independent Ga for Ga-Mashie. Ga-Mashie do not need a Party Political Person but someone who has the interest of Ga-Mashie People. I will work under the Ga-Matse, Ga-Man Nye & the people of Ga-Mashie for the warefare of Ga-Mashie People & not for a pilitical paty that has interest for his or her party.I hope all regions in Ghana do the same. to fight for my people & not for any Political Party. Be prepared Coker.
Naa We, Naa We
RIGHTMAN 10 years ago
Rather, NDC is the DOPE for ghana and NOT the hope.
Rather, NDC is the DOPE for ghana and NOT the hope.
GETFUND SUFFERING STUDENT 10 years ago
STOP MAKING THE NOISE AND GO TO THE AID OF GETFUND SPONSORED STUDENTSSUFFERING ABROAD. ALWAYS THINKING OF WINNING ELECTION AT THE EXPENSE OF GETFUND. WONDERFUL LEADERS OF GHANA
STOP MAKING THE NOISE AND GO TO THE AID OF GETFUND SPONSORED STUDENTSSUFFERING ABROAD. ALWAYS THINKING OF WINNING ELECTION AT THE EXPENSE OF GETFUND. WONDERFUL LEADERS OF GHANA
Did you hear about the man who was looking for a job? He noticed there was an opening at the local zoo. Upon inquiry, he discovered the zoo had a very unusual position that they wanted to fill. Apparently their gorilla had di ...
read full comment
Hmmmmm!Ade Coker!you need help...don`t sound as if you have already bury urself be4 you die!...
if your hand writing(good/hard works)is good it will speak 4 itself....go on & hammer home{to make certain that something is u ...
read full comment
People of GHANA, do not support POLITICAL PARTIES like you would support HEARTS or KOTOKO. Political parties are a GROUP OF PEOPLE who claimed they can MANAGE AFFAIRS of our COUNTRY for us. They do that FOR A LIVING, and we P ...
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I am relieved of my troubles.
TWEAAAAAAA GHANIANS HAVE NO HOPE FROM NDC CRIMINALS,CORRUPT,COLLAPSING,SINKING GHANA,GHANA IS RICH BUT POEPLE ARE POOR,ONLY MAHAMA AND HIS WIFE,BROTHERS,MOST NDC,ANITA,ASIEDU NKATI3,ALL THIS USELESS PEOPÖE ARE RICH,SO WE HA ...
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Ur party had fail ghana criminals.
85 million GHC LOAN FOR 214 sixclassroom blocks means that 85000000 divided by 214 sixclassroom blocks equals 397,196.00 GHC PER CLASSROOM BLOCK.....eeeeiiibeiii so it is true that ndc is building a classroom block at a cost ...
read full comment
A stupid Nigeria man shut up! You will surely go. We don´t want to a thief and a disrespect fooooool idiot. We shall kick you out very soon. Where is the money that they have stolen? Manly Spain all the way. Stupid man.
This Ade Coker is he a Ghanaian or a Nigerian? Somebody help me.
TWEA KAI
The party that think of Nkrumah and Ghana.
The Party that shows equality and no discrimination.
The party for all Ghanaians is made up Ewes, Gas,Fantis,brons,ahantas,nzemas,hausas,Gonjas,Dagombas,ashantis and everyone.
nice, Adde u be more
ndc party is nothing killers
I am a Ga from Abola (Mantse Mei Anaa). My name is Nikoi Kotey (the Grand Son of Nii Afutu Shika Tse. I will stand against Coker as an independent Ga for Ga-Mashie. Ga-Mashie do not need a Party Political Person but someone w ...
read full comment
Rather, NDC is the DOPE for ghana and NOT the hope.
STOP MAKING THE NOISE AND GO TO THE AID OF GETFUND SPONSORED STUDENTSSUFFERING ABROAD. ALWAYS THINKING OF WINNING ELECTION AT THE EXPENSE OF GETFUND. WONDERFUL LEADERS OF GHANA