Brave DCE arrests three employees

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Prince 11 years ago

Then we blame government? It happens in all the assemblies in the country.

Then we blame government? It happens in all the assemblies in the country.
KWEKU MFANTSE 11 years ago

Waa look at this! If not Ewes, who else at all would do this? As for these Ewes, I don't know what at all is wrong with them.

Stealing fowls and cats may be pardonable, but District Assembly assets? When at all will Ewes ...
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Waa look at this! If not Ewes, who else at all would do this? As for these Ewes, I don't know what at all is wrong with them.

Stealing fowls and cats may be pardonable, but District Assembly assets? When at all will Ewes stop stealing?

As of year 2014 when science and technology have taken the centre stage in the affairs of mankind, the only technology Ewes have been able to design is to make human beings vanish to the cemetery to lie in- between graves or turn into motor cycles after shaking hands with Ewes. Thank God Obama did not experience this during his short visit to Ghana in 2009. It would have been a complete national disaster!!

Already, there is an endless list of evil deeds attributed to Ewes which they are not making any effort whatsoever to relinquish.

- Using human excreta as a weapon to eject tenants from their houses - a la 33-year old farmer Mawuli Elo who poured human faeces on the veranda of her tenant on December 16, 2010 as a means of forcing the tenant out and got arrested by a Koforidua circuit court.

- Refusing to bath, not cleaning their teeth, not wiping their anus after toilet, not shaving their armpits and leaving a thick forest of dirty, stinking lice-populated pubic hair sitting there, not observing basic hygiene in their homes and surroundings…… all these resulting in perpetual Ekoro (Eczema) all over the body.

- Eating faeces in year 2014 when science and technology are ruling the universe and a man of pure black African pedigree (Obama) is occupying the most powerful presidency in the world.

- By Trokosi ritual decree, every Ewe man is required, as a prelude to sex, to abrasively sniff-lick the woman’s anus and scratch-bite her bottom until enough crude pressure is brought to bear upon her to fart and defaecate into his mouth for him to swallow. This is the Ewe version of “foreplay” as dictated by their Trokosi god. Ewes religiously worship this Trokosi pronouncement with absolute commitment since non-compliance is punishable by impotence.

- Freely and generously farting aloud in public (wherever in the world they may find themselves) as a means of attracting the attention and sympathy of local and international NGOs, foreign governments, religious organizations as well as individual philanthropists towards their Ekoro (Eczema) epidemic for help.

- Using the umbilical cord of their newborn babies as meat to prepare palm nut soup to eat as a welcome ceremony in honour of the new infant family member.

- Tightly burying their mouth in their palms when laughing in public because of their embarrassingly rotten teeth and repulsively stinking mouth.

- Aggressively moaning and groaning above their voice and mercilessly farting above their anus during orgasm to the hearing and discomfort of the next door neighbour.

- Using cutlasses and hoes to weed the pubic hair on their genitals as Trokosi permits manscaping the genital area only once in every twenty years and for which reason an ordinary razor blade is incapable of clearing the evergreen tropical rain forest.

- Staging senseless and useless coup d'etats to kill and seize people's property out of sheer envy, jealousy, hatred and non-achievement, including having to buy Yorke Gari on credit to feed their families and stealing seats from broken-down helicopters to use as furniture in their rooms.

- Abducting, mercilessly murdering and brutally burning judges in cold blood, including a lactating female nursing mother of a 3-month-old baby girl.

- Tying heavy loads to human beings and flying them in helicopters over the high seas and dropping them alive in the middle of the deep oceans.

- Setting up faceless and wicked kangaroo courts to impose wicked sentences ranging from 50-100 years without the accused persons ever knowing who the judge was.

- Writing dangerous books (a la Kofi Awoonor) to disunite a whole nation.

- Stealing public funds a la Dan Abodakpi, Victor Selormey and Tsatsu Tsikata.

- Engaging in Atetenkrona - kidnapping children and harvesting their throats alive to sell for rituals.

- Spraying truckloads of human excreta on media houses.

- Rejecting anything offered to them as gift only to sneak back shortly afterwards to steal the same thing later when nobody is there. In other words, give a fowl to an Ewe as Xmas gift, he/she would politely decline it and go and hide behind the house and swiftly sneak back to steal the same fowl when nobody is left in the house.

- Going to Kumasi Awunaga to do carpentry, washman, watchman, Yorke Gari selling and crediting, commercial fufu pounding, paa o paa (kayayoo), aplanke (driver's mate), by-day farm labourer and latrine boy (scooping and carrying human excreta discharged by Ashantis) to earn a little better living than they can otherwise make in their impoverished, stinking, Trokosi-dominated, resourceless, good-for-nothing-but-Trokosi-and-Juju bloody fucking Volta Region.

- Going to hide somewhere (during the break time on their routine latrine boy duties) to eat and smear their Ekoro-infested bodies with some of the maggot-filled Ashanti toilet they are carrying, in the mistaken belief and elusive hope that it will purge them of their Ekoro (Eczema) plague when infact, it is common knowledge that they have been cursed from the beginning of creation to bear the Ekoro on their skin as their tribal identity and to eat and carry Ashanti toilet from generation to generation through all eternity because of their demonic proclivities.
Owura Ntim 11 years ago

Corruption of public official and stealing of public property by government employees account for greater portion of the slow development of the nation. From the ordinary messenger in any office to the highest office on the l ...
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Corruption of public official and stealing of public property by government employees account for greater portion of the slow development of the nation. From the ordinary messenger in any office to the highest office on the land is all corruption
T SOL 11 years ago

The DCE deserves commendation for his prompt action. This is what whistle blowers expect to take place when reports are made to any agency. I hope the case is not made to hang ad infinitum.

The DCE deserves commendation for his prompt action. This is what whistle blowers expect to take place when reports are made to any agency. I hope the case is not made to hang ad infinitum.
kk 11 years ago

Oh poor scape goats. You are not fortunate but you ones were.

Oh poor scape goats. You are not fortunate but you ones were.
maame 11 years ago

Why scape goats. Anyway, we need to start somewhere. Someone will learn a lesson.

Why scape goats. Anyway, we need to start somewhere. Someone will learn a lesson.
AKUA 11 years ago

EWES ARE THEIR OWN ENEMIES,THEY ARE THE BEST THIEVES AT ANY TIME,THEY CAN STEAL FROM SPOON,CLOTH TO EVEN FOWLS,GOD PUNISH THEM AND THE NDC

EWES ARE THEIR OWN ENEMIES,THEY ARE THE BEST THIEVES AT ANY TIME,THEY CAN STEAL FROM SPOON,CLOTH TO EVEN FOWLS,GOD PUNISH THEM AND THE NDC
Ray 11 years ago

Instead of condemning corruption you are attacking a tribe.Am not an Ewe but your comment shows you lack intelligence to contribute anything useful.

Instead of condemning corruption you are attacking a tribe.Am not an Ewe but your comment shows you lack intelligence to contribute anything useful.
Chelsea Rolland 11 years ago

U ar right but ndc belong 2 thieves

U ar right but ndc belong 2 thieves
KENKEY BOY 11 years ago

YOU LIE, YOU ARE ONE . BE BOLD AND STAND FOR YOUR PEOPLE ...

YOU LIE, YOU ARE ONE . BE BOLD AND STAND FOR YOUR PEOPLE ...

Vodoo Xebieso 11 years ago

Your mother.

Your mother.
Eshun 11 years ago

Your father and mother.

Your father and mother.
KELEVE KORMI 11 years ago

the akans are the shameless thieves and nation wreckers ever since ghana attained independence, stealing state properties and funds. the ewes do not compare at all. the collapse of all national industries/firms/factories was ...
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the akans are the shameless thieves and nation wreckers ever since ghana attained independence, stealing state properties and funds. the ewes do not compare at all. the collapse of all national industries/firms/factories was the result of akans' inherent habit of stealing from workplaces, looting everything, in the name of aban djumah. ghana is facing problems today because of institutionalization of stealing by a president and his ministers from that tribe. aboa.
Benkay 11 years ago

So Naive and stupid Akua. You Ewes are their own worst enemy. You are a piece of trash and babling nonsense. why dont you be a little smart. I guess that is not something you possess.

So Naive and stupid Akua. You Ewes are their own worst enemy. You are a piece of trash and babling nonsense. why dont you be a little smart. I guess that is not something you possess.
Daakye Asem 11 years ago

INDEED - CORRUPTION FROM THE TOP TO THE BOTTOM

INDEED - CORRUPTION FROM THE TOP TO THE BOTTOM
ADWEN 11 years ago

Even though the DCE has made an effort, we need a more concerted efforts and formal controls and formal Accountability to do this for Ghana rather than these chance arrests and sightings. These types of corruption from the pr ...
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Even though the DCE has made an effort, we need a more concerted efforts and formal controls and formal Accountability to do this for Ghana rather than these chance arrests and sightings. These types of corruption from the presidency down to the clerks are what is causing Ghana's underdevelopment and depriving the disabled, old people and children of vitals services due them.
Pelicles 11 years ago

This is not something new. Ghanaians are of that habit and till we let the law exact its toll, nothing will be better for Mother Ghana.

This is not something new. Ghanaians are of that habit and till we let the law exact its toll, nothing will be better for Mother Ghana.
Tsigui 11 years ago

Any wonder of kleptomania in Tongu District, the home town of Agbesi Woyome, a big time robber of Ghana?

Any wonder of kleptomania in Tongu District, the home town of Agbesi Woyome, a big time robber of Ghana?
Chelsea Rolland 11 years ago

All ndc members

All ndc members
joe,boston 11 years ago

Though this DCE action is recommended it is commendable. We can all make difference. Her action deserves a gold chain. I will go one step further. If there is no money to buy her a chain, then let take away Kuffour's.

Though this DCE action is recommended it is commendable. We can all make difference. Her action deserves a gold chain. I will go one step further. If there is no money to buy her a chain, then let take away Kuffour's.

AFUA 11 years ago

ALL THOSE INVOLVED SHOULD BE DISMISSED

ALL THOSE INVOLVED SHOULD BE DISMISSED
ELINAM 11 years ago

To Dismiss when caught red handed with govt property and items for schools, and ordinary ppl jailed ten years and more for stealing cassava?

To Dismiss when caught red handed with govt property and items for schools, and ordinary ppl jailed ten years and more for stealing cassava?
MenayeAFUAforiwa 11 years ago

What does one expect the junior employees to do if the "big" people are stealing from left and right?
If the big men are stealing from the state coffers the small people shoulds also get their fair shares for they are also G ...
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What does one expect the junior employees to do if the "big" people are stealing from left and right?
If the big men are stealing from the state coffers the small people shoulds also get their fair shares for they are also Ghanaians. I do not condone crime but when nothing is done to the "Big" people when they steal why should the poor "little" man be dragged to the court for committing the same offence? Life is not fair in Ghana.
Big D 11 years ago

rot

rot
DAVID V.K. ARKORFUL 11 years ago

IMMEDIATELY they should be processed for court for the law to take its course.

IMMEDIATELY they should be processed for court for the law to take its course.
Concern Ghanaian 11 years ago

Kombian will get companions in the Prison custody now. After all they are all in the same boat.

Kombian will get companions in the Prison custody now. After all they are all in the same boat.
Papa Yaw 11 years ago

No

No
Obed Adore 11 years ago

Good job. Other DCE's must learn from this brave lady. We must start from somewhere, for Ghana is totally rotten. Corruption is everywhere, and we must do everything possible to stop it. It just stinks to the bone! This lady ...
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Good job. Other DCE's must learn from this brave lady. We must start from somewhere, for Ghana is totally rotten. Corruption is everywhere, and we must do everything possible to stop it. It just stinks to the bone! This lady has done her part, what about you and me?
Diasporan 11 years ago

The DCE's action is commendable. I think the informer deserves a reward.

The DCE's action is commendable. I think the informer deserves a reward.
Asare Ho 11 years ago

its amazing to know that ghanians also steal..what a world.

its amazing to know that ghanians also steal..what a world.

Lydia Wa 11 years ago

Vodoo Xebieso and Eshun,Both of you are big idiots What has your parents got to do with you folish boys.We regret bring you to this world.idoits.
I,m waiting ,fools

Vodoo Xebieso and Eshun,Both of you are big idiots What has your parents got to do with you folish boys.We regret bring you to this world.idoits.
I,m waiting ,fools
c.k 11 years ago

There need to be sack

There need to be sack
police daughter 11 years ago

Now,the so call thieves,all the men who steal from gov't ,talk your mouths.A good lesson for the DCE MALES.Lets make sure this woman is protected

Now,the so call thieves,all the men who steal from gov't ,talk your mouths.A good lesson for the DCE MALES.Lets make sure this woman is protected
Komla - The Peace Broker 11 years ago

Good job Ms.DCE, way to go.

Good job Ms.DCE, way to go.
kwadzo 11 years ago

District thief Executive, you mess the assembly, ooh shame to you

District thief Executive, you mess the assembly, ooh shame to you
Komla - The Peace Broker 11 years ago

What is wrong with you? Ghana needs people like her. She should be promoted to a cabinet minister's level.

What is wrong with you? Ghana needs people like her. She should be promoted to a cabinet minister's level.
kwadzo 11 years ago

everybody is watching you. YOU ARE RATHER THE THIEF. DON'T U TAKE 10% FOR PROJECTS

everybody is watching you. YOU ARE RATHER THE THIEF. DON'T U TAKE 10% FOR PROJECTS
kwadzo 11 years ago

u have mess the assembly. we are watching u. shame.......

u have mess the assembly. we are watching u. shame.......
Adombire Jacob 11 years ago

These people should be punished seriously if not very soon every office would be having thieves.Oh Jah provide mercy upon them.

These people should be punished seriously if not very soon every office would be having thieves.Oh Jah provide mercy upon them.
Professor Samuel Essah 11 years ago

If all DCEs will be honest as this DCE, the wave of corruption would have dwindled.
We need to fire the dishonest ones, and bring in the selfless leaders. Mahama is #1 to go. Too corrupt a team of leaders.

If all DCEs will be honest as this DCE, the wave of corruption would have dwindled.
We need to fire the dishonest ones, and bring in the selfless leaders. Mahama is #1 to go. Too corrupt a team of leaders.

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