Watch it, the palm wine you drink could be poisonous

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• GHFUO: nyantakyi, 1/9aa must go ASAP! 11 years ago

  PALMWINE TAPPERS ASSOCIATION. PERSONS INTERESTED IN TIS TRADE MUST GO TO SCHOOL TO GET CERTIFICATION ON HOW TO TAP TE WINE AND SELL IT. TIS IS WHAT DIFERENTAITS THE WHITEMAN FROM THE BALCK MAN. THE WHITE MAN WOULD HAVE PUT TH ...
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  PALMWINE TAPPERS ASSOCIATION. PERSONS INTERESTED IN TIS TRADE MUST GO TO SCHOOL TO GET CERTIFICATION ON HOW TO TAP TE WINE AND SELL IT. TIS IS WHAT DIFERENTAITS THE WHITEMAN FROM THE BALCK MAN. THE WHITE MAN WOULD HAVE PUT THEIR FINGERTIPS ON THIS BUSNESS LONGTIME AGO. ALL PALMY TAPPPERS WILL NEED CERTFICATION THAT ALOWS TEM TO TAP AND SELL PALMWINE IN THE COUNTRY AND PAY TAXES TO AID NATION DVLPOMNT. ...WHEN ARE WE GOING TO WAKE OUR BRAINS UP? THEY BEEN SLEPING FOR TOO FUCKING LONG!

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• princewilly@ymail.com 11 years ago

  One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, ...
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  One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!".
  
  The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit".
  
  The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina."
  
  The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it."
  
  So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper".
  
  So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, "Oh doctor, doctor!" she shouted. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself.
  
  He then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises.
  The husband, at this point, suddenly became very annoyed and shouted. "Now wait a minute, what the hell do you think you're doing?!" he blasted.
  
  The doctor, still concentrating, replied: "Change of plan, I'm gonna drown the bastard!!"

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• Abena Gyumfua 11 years ago

  What is up with this use of chemicals in agriculture of late in Ghana? This "want to be rich quick by all means culture" is gradually destroying our dear nation. Now palm wine tappers have also joined the skim and are using i ...
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  What is up with this use of chemicals in agriculture of late in Ghana? This "want to be rich quick by all means culture" is gradually destroying our dear nation. Now palm wine tappers have also joined the skim and are using insecticides to help extend the life span of cut-down palm trees so they can make more money? Lord have mercy on us. Why all these greediness?

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