Sacked recruits not a security threat - GAF

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PRINCEWILLY@YMAIL.COM 9 years ago

An Army Sgt. Major walks into a whorehouse and approaches the madam and says, "My name is Sgt. Major Dick and I'm here for a woman!" The madam immediately escorts the soldier upstairs and selects the best girl they have for h ...
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An Army Sgt. Major walks into a whorehouse and approaches the madam and says, "My name is Sgt. Major Dick and I'm here for a woman!" The madam immediately escorts the soldier upstairs and selects the best girl they have for him.

Sgt. Major Dick immediately disrobes and is standing with his hands on his hips while he looks at the prostitute awaiting him on the bed. He then says, "My name is Sgt. Major Dick, been in the Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!" Immediately, his penis becomes fully erect. The prostitute is in awe and asks him how he can do that.

The Sgt. Major replies, "Like I said, I've been in the Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, AT EASE!" His penis immediately goes limp. The prostitute still can't get over the control he has and asks him for another demonstration.

The Sgt. Major says, "I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!" (a raging hard-on once again), and he follows this display of prowess with the command of, "DICK, AT EASE!" (His penis goes limp once again). The prostitute still can't believe her eyes and asks for the demonstration yet again.

The Sgt. Major shouts, "I've already told you honey, I've been in the Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!" His penis becomes immediately erect, and then he gives the following command, "DICK, AT EASE."

The Sgt. Major looks down, and to his amazement, his penis is still hard. He then says, "Apparently you didn't hear me soldier, DICK, AT EASE!" Once again, his penis is still fully erect. The Sgt. Major is now fuming, and says, "I'm going to tell you one more time, DICK, AT EASE!"

No luck, his penis is still hard. He yells, "Damn it!" and moves to the side of the bed and starts to masturbate vigorously. The prostitute asks, "What the hell is going on?" The Sgt. Major replies, "This soldier disobeyed a direct order, and I'm giving him a dishonorable discharge!"
Morale Staff 9 years ago

I don't see why someone can publish this in Ghanaweb. It's all nonsense. Think about something better. You can send this funny story to whatsapp NOT Ghanaweb

I don't see why someone can publish this in Ghanaweb. It's all nonsense. Think about something better. You can send this funny story to whatsapp NOT Ghanaweb
ex-cpl Nantoma 9 years ago

Whats This nonsense about? Lets use This colomn to learn and exchange positive ideas That may promote Peace,stability and Sound atmosphère at This testing Economic/ Electoral Year. Please Be reasonable enough

Whats This nonsense about? Lets use This colomn to learn and exchange positive ideas That may promote Peace,stability and Sound atmosphère at This testing Economic/ Electoral Year. Please Be reasonable enough
Enoch 9 years ago

I sincerely think that the recruits forgot where they were.This is the military and discipline is their hallmark,I think they were dealt with appropriately

I sincerely think that the recruits forgot where they were.This is the military and discipline is their hallmark,I think they were dealt with appropriately
A GERSIS 9 years ago

A Gersis reporting

Fellow Ghanaians

Indeed we have now reached the end of time when men are trained to kill and be killed as soldiers!

See what has happened to my GAF? NPP has destroyed my GAF by their regional selec ...
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A Gersis reporting

Fellow Ghanaians

Indeed we have now reached the end of time when men are trained to kill and be killed as soldiers!

See what has happened to my GAF? NPP has destroyed my GAF by their regional selection of men and women to be members of GAF.

During my time in the early 70s only the most qualified and tough applicants were accepted but now these sons and daughters of NPP members want to be a member of my GAF.

NPPians have wussified my GAF.

ANTONIO GERSIS
PLAZA ONE
DALLAS
Nariesentan 9 years ago

Do not put this blame on NPP b'cos it is not which is ruling Ghana for the past seven years.

Do not put this blame on NPP b'cos it is not which is ruling Ghana for the past seven years.
sea star 9 years ago

U are ONLY A FRUSTRATED EWE FOOL.IT WAS ur GAF then but NOT now.And is true that around this TIME Only EWES dominated the GAF. I AM WALANKAKI, PLAZA TWO,TEXAS.

U are ONLY A FRUSTRATED EWE FOOL.IT WAS ur GAF then but NOT now.And is true that around this TIME Only EWES dominated the GAF. I AM WALANKAKI, PLAZA TWO,TEXAS.
Yaw Manu 9 years ago

Silly, they were recruited during NPP era.

Silly, they were recruited during NPP era.
ADJEI MENSAH BONSU 9 years ago

Okay.Now I understand.

So they were the beneficiaries of the ethnic recruitment carried out by Colonel Damuah and General JB Danquah.

So they they did not go through the usual selection process.

No cries for them ...
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Okay.Now I understand.

So they were the beneficiaries of the ethnic recruitment carried out by Colonel Damuah and General JB Danquah.

So they they did not go through the usual selection process.

No cries for them .
mumuni 9 years ago

Apuu. Recruit? No baaga in the the army again. The best are the jnr leaders. (Boys company) Soldiers of these days are interested in ops. There are no more soldiers in ghana that can pose a threat to the nation. Relax

Apuu. Recruit? No baaga in the the army again. The best are the jnr leaders. (Boys company) Soldiers of these days are interested in ops. There are no more soldiers in ghana that can pose a threat to the nation. Relax

Defaced Jay Ray Ram Allen 9 years ago

Stop the cover up and pay them back the bribes you took before you enlisted them. Laziness, failure of leadership and corruption had led to this chaos. You promised them jobs and denied them same due to the attitude of some f ...
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Stop the cover up and pay them back the bribes you took before you enlisted them. Laziness, failure of leadership and corruption had led to this chaos. You promised them jobs and denied them same due to the attitude of some few individuals. How justifiable is your action? You should be facing the law and not the recruits for failing to maintain order
kofi kanokwere 9 years ago

Foolish man called jay jay. What bribe? All soldiers everywhere undergo rigorous training. And don't forget this is not the first time recruits of the army have been sacked. We need soldiers not idle civilians.well done Ghana ...
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Foolish man called jay jay. What bribe? All soldiers everywhere undergo rigorous training. And don't forget this is not the first time recruits of the army have been sacked. We need soldiers not idle civilians.well done Ghana army
Defaced Jay Ray Ram Allen 9 years ago

Vigorous training does not equate to cruelty nor unnecessary corporal punishment. Endurance training and discipline are what we need and not outmoded practices. Dismissing the entire group for the fault of some few is unfair ...
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Vigorous training does not equate to cruelty nor unnecessary corporal punishment. Endurance training and discipline are what we need and not outmoded practices. Dismissing the entire group for the fault of some few is unfair and irresponsible.
dogo dagarti 9 years ago

they are not ready to defend the nation
however u selected them not on merits
wat goes round comes around .they will come attack these Senior officers very soon.
I will not be surprised if a senior officer dies of gun sh ...
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they are not ready to defend the nation
however u selected them not on merits
wat goes round comes around .they will come attack these Senior officers very soon.
I will not be surprised if a senior officer dies of gun shooting next year
most politician in the NDC incompetent administration will be killed by these sacked protocol soldiers come next year.or better give back their bribed money
Stephen nartey 9 years ago

this is Ghana for you. this NDC government would make us to see and hear of things that did not happened before . a failed government. let us vote them out npp would save this country

this is Ghana for you. this NDC government would make us to see and hear of things that did not happened before . a failed government. let us vote them out npp would save this country
TRUTH HURTS 9 years ago

GHANAIAN POLITICIANS THIEVES

GHANAIAN POLITICIANS THIEVES
don pusher 9 years ago

GAF should hv been de security service to fight against corruption but now what do we see,instead of selecting de physical activity (education) person who active and willing to fight for his or her country u pick de inactive ...
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GAF should hv been de security service to fight against corruption but now what do we see,instead of selecting de physical activity (education) person who active and willing to fight for his or her country u pick de inactive who can not even catch a ball thrown dem n u want dem to handle a gun accuratly ,hahaha!!!!!!
revolution 9 years ago

this boys are important to me we need revolution dey can help our leaders are corrupt

this boys are important to me we need revolution dey can help our leaders are corrupt
Zazani Alhassan 9 years ago

What is the military spokesman's opinion is wrong? Are there any plans in place to at least monitor the dismissed individuals. An angry and capable mind is already a dangerous weapon. 500 of such is certainly not something to ...
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What is the military spokesman's opinion is wrong? Are there any plans in place to at least monitor the dismissed individuals. An angry and capable mind is already a dangerous weapon. 500 of such is certainly not something to be dismissed.
kofi kanokwere 9 years ago

All those complaining are those who paid bribes n didn't get recruited. Army is for strong people

All those complaining are those who paid bribes n didn't get recruited. Army is for strong people

Defaced Jay Ray Ram Allen 9 years ago

Who took the bribes Kofi? Because they want more bribes, they can take, recruit, dismiss and take to recruit again just to enrich or sate their hunger. Isn't that a good deal for a boss?

Who took the bribes Kofi? Because they want more bribes, they can take, recruit, dismiss and take to recruit again just to enrich or sate their hunger. Isn't that a good deal for a boss?
Nana Asenso 9 years ago

Hmm! we are playing with fire. We have reports of ISIS recruit and you say what. Someone who has received millitary training for two months and is disappointed this way could be dangerous

Hmm! we are playing with fire. We have reports of ISIS recruit and you say what. Someone who has received millitary training for two months and is disappointed this way could be dangerous
Koo Brofo 9 years ago

Yeah good thinking. How long does it take to train rebels and terrorist. Two months in military training camp is not a joke. Pls u guys should not joke with the security of the citizenry because can easily become armed robbe ...
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Yeah good thinking. How long does it take to train rebels and terrorist. Two months in military training camp is not a joke. Pls u guys should not joke with the security of the citizenry because can easily become armed robbers been disgruntled as they are now.
NOE STREET 9 years ago

I am always at a loss when i hear people say these sacked recruits can easily become armed robbers.Is military training geared towards becoming armed robbers.why dont we also talk of them using it in a positive manner.militay ...
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I am always at a loss when i hear people say these sacked recruits can easily become armed robbers.Is military training geared towards becoming armed robbers.why dont we also talk of them using it in a positive manner.militay training is not synonymous to armed robbery.armed robbers used very asymmetric tactics which are not taught in any military school.the military is a sacred institution of which disciple is the bedrock.the nation will not trade the security of the state for indiscipline,ill prepared and weak soul.nations have passed away and left no traces and history gives a naked cause of it. for one single and simple reason-THEIR MEN WERE NOT FIT
BB YEPATO 9 years ago

Good comment Noe Alert

Good comment Noe Alert
Biggy 9 years ago

Ghanaians, don't be naive. Those 500 so-called recruits were actually recruited by NDC and given to the army to be given 2 months training in preparation for 2016. In order to hand them back without raising eyebrows they have ...
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Ghanaians, don't be naive. Those 500 so-called recruits were actually recruited by NDC and given to the army to be given 2 months training in preparation for 2016. In order to hand them back without raising eyebrows they have to invent the mutiny story. They have finished with their training. They will be unleashed on NPP in 2016.
Danso 9 years ago

The information posted out there is completely false. It's unfortunate this happened but none of the publications from both the ARMED FORCES and the media is true. No recruit complained of the training being difficult; they w ...
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The information posted out there is completely false. It's unfortunate this happened but none of the publications from both the ARMED FORCES and the media is true. No recruit complained of the training being difficult; they were just deceived because of their naivety. The BOI is still doing its work so we must be circumspect in our reportage as responsible citizens
John Dattson 9 years ago

This present government know something about what happen now but a plans with not work Short

This present government know something about what happen now but a plans with not work Short
Hon. ANTHONY ACQUAYE 9 years ago

It important for the public to know that, when it comes to issue of security, we must be very careful about our comment.

It important for the public to know that, when it comes to issue of security, we must be very careful about our comment.
MUHAMMAD AWAL 9 years ago

WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW CONCERN ABOUT RECUITMENT

WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW CONCERN ABOUT RECUITMENT

Recruit Alex 9 years ago

we did not demonstrate against any training. when we reveal the truth u 'll know what I'm talking about. we were taught not to fix out our colleagues when they go wrong but suffer the consequences together. The reason being t ...
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we did not demonstrate against any training. when we reveal the truth u 'll know what I'm talking about. we were taught not to fix out our colleagues when they go wrong but suffer the consequences together. The reason being that when an enemy capture u in the battle field, u should die hard and not reveal where your colleagues are. we (the recruits) are mute because we are sticking to this principle. when we finally come out with the whole story n the truth, some of u will be ashamed of yourselves and the loose comments you are making

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