African World Cup Play-offs Round Up

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• princewilly@ymail.com 12 years ago

  A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
  
  One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet.
  
  The ...
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  A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
  
  One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet.
  
  The little boy says, "It's dark in here."
  The man whispers, "Yes, it is."
  Boy - "I have a Foot ball."
  Man - "That's nice."
  Boy - "Want to buy it?"
  Man - "No, thanks."
  Boy - "My dad's outside."
  Man - "OK, how much?"
  Boy - "250 CFA"
  
  In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover end up in the closet together.
  
  Boy - "It's dark in here."
  Man - "Yes, it is."
  Boy - "I have a Foot Ball glove."
  Man - Remembering last time, asks, "How much?"
  Boy - "750 CFA."
  Man - "Fine."
  A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove. Let's go outside and toss the foot Ball."
  
  The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
  
  The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
  
  The son says "1,000 CFA"
  
  The father says, "It's terrible to overcharge your Ivorian friends like that. That's way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church in Yamoussoukro and make you confess."
  
  They go to the church in Yamoussoukro and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
  
  The boy says, "It's dark in here."
  The priest says, "Don't start that crap again!"
  
  GHANA SHOULD WATCH SO THAT WE DONT END LIKE THE IVORIAN FOOTBALL PROSTITUTE.
  WE WERE ABLE TO BEAT EGYPT IN THE FIRST GAME BUT DURING THE SECOND GAME,THEY DOMINATED US.
  IF THE MAGINE HAD NOT BEEN GREAT AGAINST THEM,THEY WOULD HAVE ELIMINATED US.

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• black panther 12 years ago

  love it

  love it

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• Ern 12 years ago

  Come on Price! Egypt could NEVER have eliminated us. If they had scored in the 3rd minute and again the 14th or so, then I would have been worried.
  It took them about 25 minutes or so to score the first, and they didnt score ...
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  Come on Price! Egypt could NEVER have eliminated us. If they had scored in the 3rd minute and again the 14th or so, then I would have been worried.
  It took them about 25 minutes or so to score the first, and they didnt score the second until the 84th minute. We didnt attack.......that is not the same mentality we would usually go into matches with!

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• Ras 12 years ago

  Here we go Brazil, Africa 5 are ready to shock the world.

  Here we go Brazil, Africa 5 are ready to shock the world.

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• GHFUO, be serious & change ur thinkin 12 years ago

  GH HAD THE WORST STADIUMS IN THE QUALIFIERS. I WAS WATCHING. PLEASE, INVEST IN OUR FACILITIES N STOP BEING CHEAP

  GH HAD THE WORST STADIUMS IN THE QUALIFIERS. I WAS WATCHING. PLEASE, INVEST IN OUR FACILITIES N STOP BEING CHEAP

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• black panther 12 years ago

  congrats to all the west african teams that qualify always making the west side proud.

  congrats to all the west african teams that qualify always making the west side proud.

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• ABU 12 years ago

  But for BURKINA it could have been an all West Africa affair at the mundial.After all the Arabs count not themselves as Africans,it's a sheer luck that Algeria qualified for the football fiesta.

  But for BURKINA it could have been an all West Africa affair at the mundial.After all the Arabs count not themselves as Africans,it's a sheer luck that Algeria qualified for the football fiesta.

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• jimy somer 12 years ago

  Cameroon is central africa couintry not west africa. Go back to school and lern well.

  Cameroon is central africa couintry not west africa. Go back to school and lern well.

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• Mohammed Ibrahim 12 years ago

  Congratulations to all Five African Countries which qualified for FIFA World Cup 2014 in Brazil.

  Congratulations to all Five African Countries which qualified for FIFA World Cup 2014 in Brazil.

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