A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. "Hello there," says the man, "and what is your name?"
"Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?"
"I'm Jim."
"Jim, do y ... read full comment
A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. "Hello there," says the man, "and what is your name?"
"Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?"
"I'm Jim."
"Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??"
"Sure!" replies Jim, "Let's go!"
So Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk. "Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk," Jim says.
"Yes? And what about it?" asks Stacey.
"Is it your brother?"
"No, it isn't, Jim!" Stacey giggles. Jim's eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey's husband.
When he finally asks, "Is it your husband?"
Stacey giggles even more, "No, silly!" Jim was relieved.
"Then, it must be your boyfriend!"
Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, "No, silly!!"
"Then, who is it?" Jim asks.
Stacey replies, "That's me BEFORE my operation!!"
POW@ Brazil b3y3 huhuu hu 10 years ago
It's no use carrying tools every where. You've got to stop and look before you love. Crave for anything in skirt and blouse is tantamount to seeing the unseen.
It's no use carrying tools every where. You've got to stop and look before you love. Crave for anything in skirt and blouse is tantamount to seeing the unseen.
Mike NY 10 years ago
this shd v been at WhatsApp or any of the social media rather than writing them here.funny though
this shd v been at WhatsApp or any of the social media rather than writing them here.funny though
GHFUO, be serious & change ur MENtali 10 years ago
The Best Offense is a Good Defense
AKWARA, ADJEI, ADAMS, ...3
R/LB: OPARE, AFFUL, D ADDY, LEE ADDY..4
CB: AWAL, J.MENSAH, ADUSEI, AKAMINKO....4
DM: ESSIEN, MUNTARI, RABIU, BADU...4
AM: GYAN, KASA, WAKASU, ATSU....4
STRI ... read full comment
The Best Offense is a Good Defense
AKWARA, ADJEI, ADAMS, ...3
R/LB: OPARE, AFFUL, D ADDY, LEE ADDY..4
CB: AWAL, J.MENSAH, ADUSEI, AKAMINKO....4
DM: ESSIEN, MUNTARI, RABIU, BADU...4
AM: GYAN, KASA, WAKASU, ATSU....4
STRIKERS: DEDE, YIADOM, WARRIS, KPB...4
ABUKARI OF OLD ONCE SAID: ‘goal nkowaa na ma afef3’.
STAND BY: AFRIYIE ACQUAH, GYIMA, SUMAILA, ABEYIE(CAN WE SEE HIIM IN A FRIENDLY? 3RD FASTEST WINGER IN SOCCER.)
PS: ADD A FEMALE TO THE GBSTAR COACHING STAFF AS TEAM PSYCHOLOGIST OR PHYSIO.
CALL MANUEL AGOGO TO HEAD THE TEAMS FITNESS.
STRIKER 101: Wayne Gretzky racked up 61 NHL records by the time he retired, including the most goals scored, by doing one thing remarkably well:
SKATING TO WHERE THE PUCK WAS GOING, not where it was. STRIKERS, WAT CAN YOU LEARN FROM GRETZKY?
STRIKERS win you a match, DEFENDERS win you a trophies.
SIMPLICITY AND SPEED WINS. TRUST ME...!!!
BREAK AND PASS SOCCER, 2/3 TOUCHES PER PLAYER AT ALL TIMES. TRIANGLE OFFENSE/ATTACK.
Obinim 10 years ago
Sure Akwasi, what u said is absolutely 100% true but everywhere when the players do well it's their own effort n when they flop it's the coach. Coaches r not remembered @ all but don't worry we know u can deliver don't be int ... read full comment
Sure Akwasi, what u said is absolutely 100% true but everywhere when the players do well it's their own effort n when they flop it's the coach. Coaches r not remembered @ all but don't worry we know u can deliver don't be intimidated.
Aristarko 10 years ago
As the coach is saying, Ghana can do more than we think of to make us happy.
So Appiah should work hard for victory and not loser.
As the coach is saying, Ghana can do more than we think of to make us happy.
So Appiah should work hard for victory and not loser.
Victor A, Young 10 years ago
All I'll continue to say is that Black Stars should be able to master the art of possessive football. We must be able to have ball control all around and maintain tempo as to when we can. The WC isn't going to be a easy as so ... read full comment
All I'll continue to say is that Black Stars should be able to master the art of possessive football. We must be able to have ball control all around and maintain tempo as to when we can. The WC isn't going to be a easy as some of us seem to believe. We have to get into the science of modern football and I hope people are listening. Congratulations Coach Kwasi Appiah---let's we can do in WC-2014.
Kojo9 10 years ago
Let us not start the competition typically. Lets win, win and win. NOT draw or lose our first game before we pick up steam. Let the players be economical in their moves, focused, purposeful, then we can surprise the world.
Let us not start the competition typically. Lets win, win and win. NOT draw or lose our first game before we pick up steam. Let the players be economical in their moves, focused, purposeful, then we can surprise the world.
Brazil 10 years ago
Kwasi Appiah..… please please please, am begging you; please bring back the one-to-one passing game and keep the ball on the ground. This is what Ghana is tremendously good at, Ghana looks potentially dangerous, aggressive, ... read full comment
Kwasi Appiah..… please please please, am begging you; please bring back the one-to-one passing game and keep the ball on the ground. This is what Ghana is tremendously good at, Ghana looks potentially dangerous, aggressive, and the result is always good when Ghana keeps the ball on the ground with precision 1-to-1 passes. Please bring back the good old days. Thank you.
True Talk 10 years ago
I don't know why for some reason Ghana believes we can play air balls. We are generally short but for some reasons these players like raising the balls. I just don't know ehy.
I don't know why for some reason Ghana believes we can play air balls. We are generally short but for some reasons these players like raising the balls. I just don't know ehy.
Kwabena Mante 10 years ago
WHERE IS RICHMOND BOAKYE-YIADAOM? WE NEED ONE MORE STRICKER TO MAKE THE BLACK STARS SQUAD COMPLETE.
WHERE IS RICHMOND BOAKYE-YIADAOM? WE NEED ONE MORE STRICKER TO MAKE THE BLACK STARS SQUAD COMPLETE.
mugu1 10 years ago
black star must xfuck german this time,if that happen i will contribute 15000 euro's to stars
black star must xfuck german this time,if that happen i will contribute 15000 euro's to stars
BAABOOO!!! 10 years ago
THEN GET IT READY, THAT IS ALL THAT I CAN SAY, IT IS HAPPENING LIFE MY DEAR, IN JESUS NAME.
THEN GET IT READY, THAT IS ALL THAT I CAN SAY, IT IS HAPPENING LIFE MY DEAR, IN JESUS NAME.
ziggy w 10 years ago
Has anybody ever mentioned coach kwesi appiah's humility. I love him for this no matter what happens at the world cup. he is my hero. I will keep praying that he makes both the wrong and right decisions for the blackstars to ... read full comment
Has anybody ever mentioned coach kwesi appiah's humility. I love him for this no matter what happens at the world cup. he is my hero. I will keep praying that he makes both the wrong and right decisions for the blackstars to be the biggest surprise the world cup has ever seen!!!!!
franky 10 years ago
we need a player like Richmond boakye yiadom, who is playing in the spanish league and meeting players like c.ronaldo,messi,pepe,pique, i mean name them, to make the striking role very strong. He really deserves to be in the ... read full comment
we need a player like Richmond boakye yiadom, who is playing in the spanish league and meeting players like c.ronaldo,messi,pepe,pique, i mean name them, to make the striking role very strong. He really deserves to be in the squad for brazil
Alex Kojo Sammy-Paris 10 years ago
Amen! nd.....,from Samms!....
Amen! nd.....,from Samms!....
Okay 10 years ago
Appiah that is exactly right,dont forget to always tell them about CONFIDENCE.Life is all about confidence FEAR is something they should never entertain on the field of play
Appiah that is exactly right,dont forget to always tell them about CONFIDENCE.Life is all about confidence FEAR is something they should never entertain on the field of play
anokwale 10 years ago
It is really all about confidence. The Black Stars should realistically be able to get out of this group. Remember, in 2010, they played well against Germany but the one brilliant strike by Ozil did the team in. If they ... read full comment
It is really all about confidence. The Black Stars should realistically be able to get out of this group. Remember, in 2010, they played well against Germany but the one brilliant strike by Ozil did the team in. If they play confidently, anything can happen.
sam johnson 10 years ago
Oh yeah the guy Richmond boakye is doing well and must be included in the team.I always enjoy him whenever i see him playing. I watch him playing against Barcelona in the Spanish la league and he was fantastic
Oh yeah the guy Richmond boakye is doing well and must be included in the team.I always enjoy him whenever i see him playing. I watch him playing against Barcelona in the Spanish la league and he was fantastic
Owura Wiafe Akenten 10 years ago
Amen oooooooooooooooo
Amen oooooooooooooooo
kodjo 10 years ago
this europeans are good in set pieces let's learn how to prevent and convert
this europeans are good in set pieces let's learn how to prevent and convert
Emmanuel 10 years ago
Appiah should stop the ''media coaching work'' and focus on the task ahead because his opponent coaches are reading each views he puts on air and they will hit hard at him during the match.
Therefore, should focus on the job ... read full comment
Appiah should stop the ''media coaching work'' and focus on the task ahead because his opponent coaches are reading each views he puts on air and they will hit hard at him during the match.
Therefore, should focus on the job itself and stop the ''media coaching'' for attention.
ABDULSAMAD 10 years ago
Ghana realistically has no world to surprise except herself not being able to cross the group stage line. Akwesi Appiah himself is a novice of a world stage tournament so his plenty talk is just to fight the fright that await ... read full comment
Ghana realistically has no world to surprise except herself not being able to cross the group stage line. Akwesi Appiah himself is a novice of a world stage tournament so his plenty talk is just to fight the fright that awaits him in Brazil. He recons Ghanaians quietly have their reservations about his ability on huge responsibilty to souldier the Black Stars on in Brazil; hense his madia coaching noise everyday. Brazil 2014 is not far away to exhibit your capability so pls hold your breath and don't talk too much, the turf will determine.
MARCUS AMPADU 10 years ago
Practice, Practice, Practice and play more friendlies, testing your experienced and your young players, and that would be the surest way to do well in the mundial.
Practice, Practice, Practice and play more friendlies, testing your experienced and your young players, and that would be the surest way to do well in the mundial.
Sincerity 10 years ago
Honourable Coach Kwasi Appiah,your birth day is Sunday - hence a leader by birth. To me, you are capable of leading the Stars to Brazil, but there is a saying that you can force a horse to the riverside but you can not force ... read full comment
Honourable Coach Kwasi Appiah,your birth day is Sunday - hence a leader by birth. To me, you are capable of leading the Stars to Brazil, but there is a saying that you can force a horse to the riverside but you can not force it to drink. The players should be coached to be disciplined in all tenets of soccer...eg drinking, engaging in sex while in Brasil. I am saying this to the fact that, the Secret Service of the United States of America charged to do ground work for the visit of the President, snubbed their assignment to chase women in South America. Let them be aware that Osagyefo Dr. Kwame Nkrumah together with Mr. Ohene Gyan developed soccer as national pastime. In the United States of America, where I currently reside, the Amrican football is the most liked pastime, but they have gone for a German coach to train the the national men soccer team. This depicts the growing love for the English football. I am between two countries like the America coach, who is a native of Germany going to dislodge his native his native nation to advance.
For Ghana to advance after three matches, Coach Kwasi Appiah, the folowing are my advice to you personally.
1. Watch matches of all of the states Ghana is playing to know their ways...with special reference to FC Bacelona. Bacelona plays... pa..pa..pa soccer I mean man to man no hanging on the ball for the world to know your team is good in dribbling.As Abukari of Kotoko said 'goal na ma fefE' meaning he was all the time looking for goals. The more the defense and the midfield hang too long on the ball, the more your strickers are caught in the offside web.
2. Make changes on time, to save players for the next match.
3. Currently goals are scored from wings and corners..hence there should be two players helping the goalkeeper in post anytime a corner is being played.
4. The goalkeeper should all the time be mindful of his position in the goal post, opposing strickers can score from anywhere depending the position of your goalie.
Odartey 10 years ago
AVERAGE GHANANMAN IS 4FT.
DWARFISM IS A COMMON ISSUE IN GHANA
AVERAGE GHANANMAN IS 4FT.
DWARFISM IS A COMMON ISSUE IN GHANA
Rasheed. 10 years ago
A team that surprises the world does that out of surprise without giving any hint. Stop the talking and concentrate on the task ahead.
A team that surprises the world does that out of surprise without giving any hint. Stop the talking and concentrate on the task ahead.
Kenneth Osei-Afriyie 10 years ago
A mixture of experience and vibrant youth will make any team formidable and certainly the coach is lucky to have a blend of experience and talented footballers at his disposal. But I don't think the team is balanced in terms ... read full comment
A mixture of experience and vibrant youth will make any team formidable and certainly the coach is lucky to have a blend of experience and talented footballers at his disposal. But I don't think the team is balanced in terms of positions. Our midfield has always been our strongest point and continues to be so now. The striking department have shown signs of improving. But in truth we need at least 2 more deadly strikers to add to the 3 that are on display now. The central defence can also boast of some very good quality players all of them young. I think where we need to be resourceful are the full back positions and perhaps the goalie. I think we can get a perfect balance if we solve the problems associated with these positions.
Yes, we will surprise the US first!
A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. "Hello there," says the man, "and what is your name?"
"Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?"
"I'm Jim."
"Jim, do y ...
read full comment
It's no use carrying tools every where. You've got to stop and look before you love. Crave for anything in skirt and blouse is tantamount to seeing the unseen.
this shd v been at WhatsApp or any of the social media rather than writing them here.funny though
The Best Offense is a Good Defense
AKWARA, ADJEI, ADAMS, ...3
R/LB: OPARE, AFFUL, D ADDY, LEE ADDY..4
CB: AWAL, J.MENSAH, ADUSEI, AKAMINKO....4
DM: ESSIEN, MUNTARI, RABIU, BADU...4
AM: GYAN, KASA, WAKASU, ATSU....4
STRI ...
read full comment
Sure Akwasi, what u said is absolutely 100% true but everywhere when the players do well it's their own effort n when they flop it's the coach. Coaches r not remembered @ all but don't worry we know u can deliver don't be int ...
read full comment
As the coach is saying, Ghana can do more than we think of to make us happy.
So Appiah should work hard for victory and not loser.
All I'll continue to say is that Black Stars should be able to master the art of possessive football. We must be able to have ball control all around and maintain tempo as to when we can. The WC isn't going to be a easy as so ...
read full comment
Let us not start the competition typically. Lets win, win and win. NOT draw or lose our first game before we pick up steam. Let the players be economical in their moves, focused, purposeful, then we can surprise the world.
Kwasi Appiah..… please please please, am begging you; please bring back the one-to-one passing game and keep the ball on the ground. This is what Ghana is tremendously good at, Ghana looks potentially dangerous, aggressive, ...
read full comment
I don't know why for some reason Ghana believes we can play air balls. We are generally short but for some reasons these players like raising the balls. I just don't know ehy.
WHERE IS RICHMOND BOAKYE-YIADAOM? WE NEED ONE MORE STRICKER TO MAKE THE BLACK STARS SQUAD COMPLETE.
black star must xfuck german this time,if that happen i will contribute 15000 euro's to stars
THEN GET IT READY, THAT IS ALL THAT I CAN SAY, IT IS HAPPENING LIFE MY DEAR, IN JESUS NAME.
Has anybody ever mentioned coach kwesi appiah's humility. I love him for this no matter what happens at the world cup. he is my hero. I will keep praying that he makes both the wrong and right decisions for the blackstars to ...
read full comment
we need a player like Richmond boakye yiadom, who is playing in the spanish league and meeting players like c.ronaldo,messi,pepe,pique, i mean name them, to make the striking role very strong. He really deserves to be in the ...
read full comment
Amen! nd.....,from Samms!....
Appiah that is exactly right,dont forget to always tell them about CONFIDENCE.Life is all about confidence FEAR is something they should never entertain on the field of play
It is really all about confidence. The Black Stars should realistically be able to get out of this group. Remember, in 2010, they played well against Germany but the one brilliant strike by Ozil did the team in. If they ...
read full comment
Oh yeah the guy Richmond boakye is doing well and must be included in the team.I always enjoy him whenever i see him playing. I watch him playing against Barcelona in the Spanish la league and he was fantastic
Amen oooooooooooooooo
this europeans are good in set pieces let's learn how to prevent and convert
Appiah should stop the ''media coaching work'' and focus on the task ahead because his opponent coaches are reading each views he puts on air and they will hit hard at him during the match.
Therefore, should focus on the job ...
read full comment
Ghana realistically has no world to surprise except herself not being able to cross the group stage line. Akwesi Appiah himself is a novice of a world stage tournament so his plenty talk is just to fight the fright that await ...
read full comment
Practice, Practice, Practice and play more friendlies, testing your experienced and your young players, and that would be the surest way to do well in the mundial.
Honourable Coach Kwasi Appiah,your birth day is Sunday - hence a leader by birth. To me, you are capable of leading the Stars to Brazil, but there is a saying that you can force a horse to the riverside but you can not force ...
read full comment
AVERAGE GHANANMAN IS 4FT.
DWARFISM IS A COMMON ISSUE IN GHANA
A team that surprises the world does that out of surprise without giving any hint. Stop the talking and concentrate on the task ahead.
A mixture of experience and vibrant youth will make any team formidable and certainly the coach is lucky to have a blend of experience and talented footballers at his disposal. But I don't think the team is balanced in terms ...
read full comment