Golf Tourism: A Whole New Ball Game for Ghana on the 'Greens'

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• princewilly@ymail.com 10 years ago

  A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them is playing as well as they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no, Y ...
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  A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them is playing as well as they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no, You are gripping the club way too hard!"
  
  "Well, what should I do" Asks the man.
  
  "Hold the club gently," the pro replies, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast."
  
  The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and POW! He hits the ball 250 yards straight down the fairway. The next day the wife goes for her lesson. After the pro watches her swing, he says, "No, no, no, You're gripping the club way too hard."
  
  "What can I do" asks the wife.
  
  "Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis."
  
  The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway, about 35 feet.
  
  "That was great," the pro says, "Nice and gentle. Now take the club out of your mouth and swing it like you're supposed to."

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• The mask 10 years ago

  About 32 years ago the Nigerian government thanked educated and non-educated Ghanaians living in Nigeria for their services and asked them to leave. Ghanaians were sacked. Nigerians remind themselves daily of that event by ca ...
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  About 32 years ago the Nigerian government thanked educated and non-educated Ghanaians living in Nigeria for their services and asked them to leave. Ghanaians were sacked. Nigerians remind themselves daily of that event by calling a certain bag "Ghana must go" and they seem to enjoy the memory of it.
  
  Do you have amnesia?? GBC do you have amnesia?? Remind your fellow Ghanaian.
  
  It does not matter what the Progress Party did 10 years before their decision asking foreigners living in Ghana to obtain residency permits. The Progress Party's action was before ECOWAS was formed but Nigeria's action took place after the formation of ECOWAS.
  
  Remind your neighbor!

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