It was a rainy night. The atmospheric temperature had decline. I will
usually stay not longer on bed. In a state of threshold consciousness,
I heard a sound bite "Ghana beyond aid" very amplifying.
This is resonating! It must be coming from a socialist.
It contains a booster.
It confirms my assertion,Nkrumah lives.
Dr kwame Nkrumah envisaged a country beyond aid and started the
processes of industrialization, self governance, positive resistance
to imperialism and many more.
With this sense of euphoria, I made my way to the washroom. First to
evacuate my colon and then take a bath. Then I heard the aged Nigerian
President, in an ailing voice say,"Nigeria to aid Ghana in combating
crime". Jesus Christ! At this point,it dorned on me that my President
Still trying to understand his motivation, I drove through the city to
work at 8:30am.Straight into our sitting room,I met the orientation
nurse. She is the first to report to duty. Hannah is a purposeful
creature of God and well endowed. It's rumoured she has unmatched
She is a true reflection of the description in "In the chest of a
woman" The author said,
"In the chest of a woman lies not only a feebly heart but a flaming
desire for power and possession". Hannah's drive for power is
unflinching. We shook hands and I settled down for coffee.
A second sip of my coffee nearly got me aspirated. Why?because,the
first deputy speaker is seen on national television forcefully
advocating for Galamseyers to be shot at sight. Shocked, I made
efforts to convince myself whether he was speaking from Ghana's
parliament. Truly he was. I was waiting for the contributions of the
NPP hairdresser from Akwatia. The inputs never came anyway.
Feeling much pain and anguish,I glanced through a daily. This popular
phrase caught my attention"actionable intelligence " Hahahhaha. He
continued, my write ups were mainly perception driven. So I ask,your
call for "the looter John Mahama government to be voted out" was
premixed on perception? Ah! Well, this is a golden opportunity for you
to retrieve all booties from the Bole man.
Sir, I read your response to the suit brought against you by
Hon.Dominic Ayine. Honestly, I was disappointed. It appears to me like
a political banter instead. If in the event, Abronye DC passes his law
exams to become a lawyer and files these jaundiced response we may
stomach it but not you.
The next page was about the only righteous man in Ghana.
Some call him Mr Boom.
In revolutionary days he was Jnr Jesus. The booming was irritating,
Sir! I'm sorry. But you taught us to be bold and forthright. You
instilled in us positive defiance. Tell her to squeeze Hannah's hand
if given the opportunity again. She can use the picture of what you
did to Naadu Mills as a guide.
At this point my head began to ache. So I remembered the wise counsel
from Mensah Otabil. With a gladdened heart, I reached out for my TV
remote and changed the channel to watch animals. At least,I will
better appreciate the concept of animal farm. Hahhaha
Sir,when did you start watching these animals? Your prescription is
superb! I invite you to watch the elephants too.
The message alert that came through took my attention away from these
animals story. With much anticipation for a message from CAGD, I read
the message which says,Dear Customer be informed, an audit firm KPMG
has taken over Unibank.
As if these platinum of takeovers are not enough, the trainee minister
is out again. This time, he want the US to takeover our security
installations. Mr Minister, return their $20m. We are not ready to
have a US military base.
The average Ghanaian is peace loving and won't engage in anything that
will undermine his peace and sovereignty.
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