Medical Jokes

Poor Old Lady

This old lady walks into the Doctor's office and says,
"Doctor, please help me. I have a terrible problem with
farting. It's not really a social problem, because you can't
smell it or hear it, but I must have farted 20 times since
talking to you." The Doctor nods his head and says, "Take
this bottle of pills and use them all. When they are all
gone in about 2 weeks, come back to see me." The old lady
comes back 2 weeks later and is angry. She says "What was in
those pills? I fart just as much. You still can't hear
them, but now they smell horrible!" The Doctor again nods
his head and says, "Great, that takes care of your sinus
problem, now let's work on your hearing."