Blonde Jokes

Wild Horse

A blonde had a near death experience recently when she went
horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse
started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might
to hang on, but was thrown off. With her foot caught in the
stirrup, she fell head first to the ground. Her head
continued to bounce on the ground as the horse did not stop
or even slow down. Just as she was giving up hope and losing
consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager came out and unplugged
it. Thank goodness for heroes.