Blonde Jokes

Flight to New York

A beautiful, well-dressed blonde seats herself in the first
class cabin on a cross-country flight, and settles herself in
for the trip, smiling prettily at admiring passengers seated
around her.

Underway, a flight attendant soon
approaches the blonde and says, 'Miss, I'm sorry, but I see
that your ticket is for coach, and you're seated in first
class; I'm afraid you'll have to move.'

The blonde
replies, 'I'm blonde, and I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New
York to be a model.'

Slightly incredulous, the
attendant alerts the senior flight attendant.

The
senior attendant approaches the blonde and says, politely,
'I'm sorry, Miss, but since your ticket is for coach, you'll
have to move back.'

The blonde replies, sweetly, 'I'm
blonde, and I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York to be a
model' -- and shows no signs of moving.

Frustrated,
the senior attendant informs the captain, and he says he'll
deal with the problem. He turns over flight control, walks to
the rear, and observes the blonde seated comfortably in first
class.

Approaching her with a smile, the captain
leans over and speaks quietly into the blonde's ear. Almost
immediately, the blonde gathers her things, gets up, and
moves quickly to the coach compartment.

Amazed, the
senior flight attendant asks the captain, 'Captain, I'm
impressed ... what did you say to her?'

The captain
grinned slyly and said, 'I just told her that the first class
cabin doesn't go to New York.'