Medical Jokes

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A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in hospital.
"How are you
grandpa? he asks.

"Feeling fine," says the old man.

"What's the food like?"

"Terrific, wonderful menus."

"And the nursing?"

"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take
care of you."

"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"

"No problem, nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock
they bring me a
cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it.
I go out
like a light."

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so
rushes off to
question the Sister in charge. "What are you people doing,"
he says,
"I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily
basis. Surely
that can't be true?"

"Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we
give him a
cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works
wonderfully well. The
chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from
rolling out of
bed