Medical Jokes

You Know You've Joined A Cheap HMO When . . .

10. Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters.

9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left
when you enter the trailer park."

8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from
Roto-Rooter.

6. The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is
"An apple a day."

5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you
gave to Goodwill last month.

4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network
charges" is not a typo.

3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.

2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on
them.

1. You ask for Viagra; you get a Popsicle stick and duct
tape.