Medical Jokes

The Miracle of Nature - Birds and Bees

A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth when he
noticed his four-year-old son standing at the fence with wide
eyes, taking in the whole event. The man thought to himself,
"Great, he's four years old and I'm gonna have to start
explaining the birds and bees now. No need to jump the gun. I
guess I'll let him ask and then I'll answer."

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son
and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"

"Just one," gasped the wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that
calf going when he hit that cow?"