Medical Jokes

The Doctor's Sign

A young doctor had moved into town and was setting up a new
practice. He had a new sign painted and hung it in front of
his office, proclaiming his specialties:

"Homosexuals & Hemorrhoids."

The town fathers were upset with the sign and asked him
please to change it. The Doctor was eager to please, so he
put up a new sign:

"Queers & Rears."

The town fathers were really fuming about that one, so they
demanded the Doctor come up with a decent sign that would not
offend the townspeople.

Finally, the Doctor came up with an acceptable sign:

"Odds & Ends"