Medical Jokes

Chronic Laziness

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the
things around the house that he used to do. When the
examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it.
Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me?"

"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just
lazy."

"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can
tell my wife."