Blonde Jokes

Blonde Painter

The blonde was broke and desparate. She knocked on the door
of a doctor's house and said she needed money and would be
willing to work for it. The doctor asked if she would be
willing to paint his porch. He would give her $50 to do it.
The blonde said that would be fine. The doctor's wife said
the blonde must be really dumb to do such a big job for only
$50. "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way
around the house?" the wife asked. "I guess so," the doctor
told his wife. A few minutes later, the blonde knocked on the
door. "All done," she said, "and by the way, it's not a
porch, it's a Ferrari."